How many races has Distortion (GB) won?

Distortion (GB) has yet to win, from 2 archived starts in 2013.

Who trained Distortion (GB)?

Distortion (GB) was trained by C Laffon-Parias on the most recent run on record, at Deauville (FR) on 4 December 2013.

Who is Distortion (GB)'s sire?

Distortion (GB) is by Distorted Humor (USA) out of Icelips (USA), whose sire is Unbridled.

Who are Distortion (GB)'s siblings?

Out of Icelips (USA), Distortion (GB) has 4 other produce in our archive, 3 of them winners. Most wins: Falco (USA) (2). Highest grade won: Group 1 (Falco (USA)). The wins came over 6f–1m1½f. As at Oct 2026.

Has Distortion (GB) produced winners?

As a dam, Distortion (GB) has 7 produce in our archive, 6 of them winners. Most wins: Kertez (GB) (4). The wins came over 6f–1m4f. As at Oct 2026.

Horse profile

Distortion (GB)

3yo filly (at last run, Dec 2013) · Last trainer C Laffon-Parias · Last owner Wertheimer Frere

by Distorted Humor (USA) out of Icelips (USA) (Unbridled)

2 runs · 2 courses · from Nov 2013

As at 13 Oct 2026 · KTB archive: GB, Ireland & France · 2005–present, updated daily

No run recorded since 4 Dec 2013 — 4,696 days ago. Our archive can't say whether the horse is still in training.

Last run Dec 2013 · 8th of 14

KTB Profile

Lightly raced, with 2 archived starts between Nov 2013 and Dec 2013, the last of them as a 3yo filly. Finished 8 of 14 at Deauville (FR) last time. By Distorted Humor (USA), whose progeny in our archive have won 14.3% of 1,352 runs since Jan 2008.

Based on 2 archived runs · updated 13 Oct 2026

Progeny in our archive

Produce record

As a dam, Distortion (GB) has 7 produce in the archive, 6 winners — most wins Kertez (GB) (4 wins).

The wins came over 6f–1m4f.

Produce	Runs	Wins	Win trips	Best grade
Kertez (GB)	17	4	1m2f–1m4f	—
Contortioniste (GB)	17	3	6f–1m	—
Twist (FR)	11	3	1m–1m1f	—
Tumbler (FR)	25	2	7f	—
Solinah (GB)	5	2	7½f–1m	—
Contorsion (USA)	3	1	1m4f	—
Detox (GB)	4	0	—	—

0–2Wins / Runs
0%Strike rate
0 (0%)Placed
−2.00£1 level staken=2 at SP
8dAvg between runs

KTB Speed and Rating

KTB Speed

No KTB Speed figures for this horse. The engine scores GB and Irish racing from Sep 2016; runs elsewhere, or earlier, have no figure.

KTB Speed v1 · batch 15 Sep 2026 · GB & Irish racing only · 0 figures from 0 runs · a record, not a forecast

KTB Rating

No KTB Rating figures for this horse. The engine scores GB and Irish racing; runs elsewhere, or earlier, have no figure.

KTB Rating v1 · batch 3 Oct 2026 · GB & Irish racing only · 0 figures from 0 runs · a record, not a forecast

Both figures are KTB's own, computed from the archive; no vendor rating enters either. Every run's figure is on its form line below with its grade. Grades measure how much the archive could see, never the merit of the run.

Run style is derived from in-running commentary, which our data provider does not supply for this horse's races.

Pedigree intelligence

Sire

Distorted Humor (USA)

Progeny in our archive have won 14.3% of 1,352 runs since Jan 2008 (160 horses).

Going	Runs	Wins	SR	vs sire	This horse
Firm	12	4	33.3%	+19	—
Good to Firm	269	40	14.9%	+0.6	—
Good	297	42	14.1%	−0.2	—
Good to Soft	139	18	12.9%	−1.4	—
Soft	113	16	14.2%	−0.1	—
Heavy	33	4	12.1%	−2.2	—
Standard (AW)	488	70	14.3%	0	0 from 2

Distance (all codes)	Runs	Wins	SR	vs sire	This horse
Under 6f	91	10	11%	−3.3	—
6f – 7f	532	85	16%	+1.7	—
1m – 1m1f	396	52	13.1%	−1.2	0 from 2
1m2f – 1m4f	262	39	14.9%	+0.6	—
1m5f – 2m	58	6	10.3%	−4	—
2m1f – 2m4f	9	1	11.1%	−3.2	—
2m5f – 3m	4	1	25%	+10.7	—

Flat and jumps together (all codes) · since Jan 2008 · as at 13 Oct 2026 · rows under 30 runs muted · win % is the measure, a record not a forecast

Dam

Icelips (USA) (Unbridled)

4 siblings in the archive, 3 winners — best of them Falco (USA) (2 wins).

The wins came over 6f–1m1½f; the highest grade won is Group 1 (Falco (USA)).

Produce	Runs	Wins	Win trips	Best grade
Falco (USA)	5	2	1m	Group 1
Iron Lips (GB)	9	2	6f	Group 3
Private (GB)	22	1	1m1½f	—
Mintlips (USA)	1	0	—	—

Too few runs for meaningful splits. The full record is below.

Form

Date	Course	Race	Pos	Btn	Wgt	Jockey	SP
04 Dec 13+8d	Deauville (FR)	Prix Petite Etoile () (3yo Fillies) (Fibresand) 9.5f · Standard · 14 ran	8/14	nk	9-0	Flavien Prat	13/1
26 Nov 13	Chantilly (FR)	Prix de l'Oak Tree (Conditions) (3yo) (Polytrack) 9.5f · Standard · 6 ran	3/6	¾	8-10	Flavien Prat	13/2

Quick answers

How many races has Distortion (GB) won?: Distortion (GB) has yet to win, from 2 archived starts in 2013.
Who trained Distortion (GB)?: Distortion (GB) was trained by C Laffon-Parias on the most recent run on record, at Deauville (FR) on 4 December 2013.
Who is Distortion (GB)'s sire?: Distortion (GB) is by Distorted Humor (USA) out of Icelips (USA), whose sire is Unbridled.
What is Distortion (GB)'s sire's record?: Distorted Humor (USA)'s progeny in our archive have won 14.3% of 1,352 runs since Jan 2008 (160 horses), Flat and jumps together.
Who are Distortion (GB)'s siblings?: Out of Icelips (USA), Distortion (GB) has 4 other produce in our archive, 3 of them winners. Most wins: Falco (USA) (2). Highest grade won: Group 1 (Falco (USA)). The wins came over 6f–1m1½f. As at Oct 2026.
Has Distortion (GB) produced winners?: As a dam, Distortion (GB) has 7 produce in our archive, 6 of them winners. Most wins: Kertez (GB) (4). The wins came over 6f–1m4f. As at Oct 2026.