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Horse profile

Hysterical Lady (GB)

3yo filly (at last run, Oct 2009) · Last trainer David Nicholls · Last owner Mrs Finola Murphy
by Choisir (AUS) out of Royal mistress (GB) (Fasliyev)
9 runs · 8 courses · from May 2008
As at 4 Nov 2026 · KTB archive: GB, Ireland & France · 2005–present, updated daily
No run recorded since 9 Oct 2009 — 6,235 days ago. Our archive can't say whether the horse is still in training.
Last run Oct 2009 · 12th of 13 2 wins · Thirsk & Southwell (AW) Last raced off OR 71
KTB Profile

Hysterical Lady (GB) is 2 from 9, both wins coming at Class 5 level. Hasn't won since May 2009.

Based on 9 archived runs · updated 4 Nov 2026
KTB at a glance All wins at Class 5
Official rating71↓ 1lb off peak
71 65–72

KTB Speed and Rating

KTB Speed

No KTB Speed figures for this horse. The engine scores GB and Irish racing from Oct 2016; runs elsewhere, or earlier, have no figure.

KTB Speed v1 · batch 15 Sep 2026 · GB & Irish racing only · 0 figures from 0 runs · a record, not a forecast

KTB Rating

Best recent KTB Rating 81A the best of the last 3 rated runs · Beverley, 16 Sep 2009 Official rating 71 at the last run, 9 Oct 2009

What the horse achieved in each race, in pounds on the official-rating scale, from the weight carried, the lengths beaten and the race's own level solved across the archive — never the market, never the official rating as a starting point. The headline is the best of the horse's last three rated runs on that code — its best recent day. The KTB Rating on a racecard is a different reading of the same figures: the level the horse has been running to, an average of up to its last six runs with the latest counting most, so the two can differ. A, B or C on a run is how much known form was in that race. What this means →

Flat 9 figures · best 94A · median 77
GoingRunsBestMedianSince 4 Nov 2025
Good to Firm594A81—
Standard (AW)273A57—
Good1———
Good to Soft1———
DistanceRunsBestMedianSince 4 Nov 2025
Under 6f692A77.5—
6f – 7f394A73—

KTB Rating v1 · batch 3 Oct 2026 · GB & Irish racing only · 9 figures from 9 runs · as at 4 Oct 2026 · a record, not a forecast

Both figures are KTB's own, computed from the archive; no vendor rating enters either. Every run's figure is on its form line below with its grade. Grades measure how much the archive could see, never the merit of the run.

Run style is derived from in-running commentary, which our data provider does not supply for this horse's races.

Pedigree intelligence

Sire
Choisir (AUS)

Progeny in our archive have won 10.7% of 5,779 runs since Jan 2008 (392 horses).

GoingRunsWinsSRvs sireThis horse
Firm7622.6%−8.1—
Good to Firm1,19514111.8%+1.11 from 5
Good1,27613510.6%−0.10 from 1
Good to Soft5536311.4%+0.70 from 1
Soft752749.8%−0.9—
Heavy320309.4%−1.3—
Standard (AW)1,60717410.8%+0.11 from 2
Distance (all codes)RunsWinsSRvs sireThis horse
Under 6f1,26314611.6%+0.90 from 6
6f – 7f2,53828511.2%+0.52 from 3
1m – 1m1f1,019959.3%−1.4—
1m2f – 1m4f445429.4%−1.3—
1m5f – 2m378359.3%−1.4—
2m1f – 2m4f1061110.4%−0.3—
2m5f – 3m26519.2%+8.5—
Over 3m400%−10.7—

Flat and jumps together (all codes) · since Jan 2008 · as at 4 Nov 2026 · rows under 30 runs muted · win % is the measure, a record not a forecast

Dam
Royal mistress (GB) (Fasliyev)

5 siblings in the archive, 3 winners — best of them Baileys Pursuit (GB) (3 wins).

The wins came over 5f–1m; the highest grade won is Class 5 (Coconut Kisses (GB)).

ProduceRunsWinsWin tripsBest grade
Baileys Pursuit (GB)2536fClass 6
Coconut Kisses (GB)1825fClass 5
Dutch Mistress (GB)1227f–1mClass 5
Royal Liaison (GB)80——
Madam Mcphee (GB)40——

Record by conditions

GoingRunsWinsSR£1
Good to Firm 5 1 20% −0.67
Standard (AW) 2 1 50% +2.00
Good 1 0 0% −1.00
Good to Soft 1 0 0% −1.00

ClassRunsWinsSR£1
Class 5 8 2 25% +0.33
Class 4 1 0 0% −1.00

CourseRunsWinsSR£1
Thirsk 2 1 50% +2.33
Wolverhampton (AW) 1 0 0% −1.00
Beverley 1 0 0% −1.00
Newcastle 1 0 0% −1.00
Musselburgh 1 0 0% −1.00
Southwell (AW) 1 1 100% +3.00
Catterick 1 0 0% −1.00
Carlisle 1 0 0% −1.00

DistanceRunsWinsSR£1
Under 6f 6 0 0% −6.00
6f – 7f 3 2 67% +5.33

SeasonRunsWinsSR£1
2009 7 2 29% +1.33
2008 2 0 0% −2.00

Splits include every sample, however small — muted rows are under 3 runs. A one-from-one record is a fact, not a trend: read the Runs column before the strike rate.

Form

DateCourseRace PosBtn Wgt ORKTB Jockey SP
2009 · 7 runs
09 Oct 09+23d Wolverhampton (AW) Ringside Conference Suite - 700 Theatre Style Handicap Class 5 · 6f · Standard · 13 ran 12/13 1¼ 8-13 7141A Adrian Nicholls 6/1
16 Sep 09+37d Beverley Original Barrowboys Handicap Class 5 · 5f · Good To Firm · 16 ran 5/16 shd 9-1 7181A Adrian Nicholls 20/1
10 Aug 09+45d Thirsk Carpenters Arms Felixkirk Handicap Class 4 · 5f · Good · 9 ran 4/9 1 8-8 7278A Adrian Nicholls 8/1
26 Jun 09+55d Newcastle Kevin Lee Memorial Handicap Class 5 · 5f · Good To Soft · 8 ran 6/8 1 9-7 7254A Adrian Nicholls 11/2
02 May 09+20d Thirsk totesportbingo.com Handicap Class 5 · 6f · Good To Firm · 9 ran 1/9 8-8 6594A Adrian Nicholls 100/30
12 Apr 09+21d Musselburgh Bet Totepool On All Uk Racing Handicap Class 5 · 5f · Good To Firm · 9 ran 3/9 ¾ 8-12 6577A Adrian Nicholls 2/1F
22 Mar 09+263d Southwell (AW) Call 01636 814481 To Sponsor A Race Maiden Fillies' Stakes Class 5 · 6f · Standard · 9 ran 1/9 8-9 —73A Adrian Nicholls 3/1
2008 · 2 runs
02 Jul 08+37d Catterick E.B.F. Maiden Fillies' Stakes Class 5 · 5f · Good To Firm · 8 ran 4/8 2½ 9-0 —70A Adrian Nicholls 9/2
26 May 08 Carlisle E.B.F. Maiden Stakes Class 5 · 5f · Good To Firm · 8 ran 2/8 1¼ 8-12 —92A Adrian Nicholls 85/40

Quick answers

How many races has Hysterical Lady won?
Hysterical Lady (GB) won 2 of 9 archived starts between 2008 and 2009, a strike rate of 22.2%. Placed 4 times in total (44.4% of starts).
Who trained Hysterical Lady?
Hysterical Lady (GB) was trained by David Nicholls on the most recent run on record, at Wolverhampton (AW) on 9 October 2009.
Who is Hysterical Lady's sire?
Hysterical Lady (GB) is by Choisir (AUS) out of Royal mistress (GB), whose sire is Fasliyev.
What going does Hysterical Lady prefer?
Hysterical Lady (GB) has the best record on good to firm going: 1 win from 5 starts (20%). Only going bands with at least three archived starts are read, so this is a direction rather than a settled preference.
What is Hysterical Lady's official rating?
The most recent official rating on record is 71, from the run on 9 October 2009. The highest on record is 72.
What is Hysterical Lady's sire's record?
Choisir (AUS)'s progeny in our archive have won 10.7% of 5,779 runs since Jan 2008 (392 horses), Flat and jumps together.
Who are Hysterical Lady's siblings?
Out of Royal mistress (GB), Hysterical Lady (GB) has 5 other produce in our archive, 3 of them winners. Most wins: Baileys Pursuit (GB) (3). Highest grade won: Class 5 (Coconut Kisses (GB)). The wins came over 5f–1m. As at Nov 2026.

Record shown from May 2008. Our archive holds racing in Great Britain, Ireland and France from January 2005. Any runs before that, or in other countries, are not in it. In-running comments are available from 2024 onward.