I'lltellthejokes (IRE)
I'lltellthejokes (IRE) is yet to win from 3 starts. Best effort: 4th of 8 at Ripon (May 2005).
- 0–3Wins / Runs
- 0%Strike rate
- 0 (0%)Placed
- −3.00£1 level staken=3 at SP
- 13dBetween runs (median)
KTB Speed and Rating
No KTB Speed figures for this horse. The engine scores GB and Irish racing from Oct 2016; runs elsewhere, or earlier, have no figure.
KTB Speed v1 · batch 15 Sep 2026 · GB & Irish racing only · 0 figures from 0 runs · a record, not a forecast
Both figures are KTB's own, computed from the archive; no vendor rating enters either. Every run's figure is on its form line below with its grade. Grades measure how much the archive could see, never the merit of the run.
Run style is derived from in-running commentary, which our data provider does not supply for this horse's races.
Pedigree intelligence
Progeny in our archive have won 9% of 2,100 runs since Jan 2008 (160 horses).
Strongest on good to firm going: 12.2% from 409. Weakest on soft going: 4.6% from 306.
| Going | Runs | Wins | SR | vs sire | This horse |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Firm | 36 | 6 | 16.7% | +7.7 | — |
| Good to Firm | 409 | 50 | 12.2% | +3.2 | 0 from 2 |
| Good | 533 | 49 | 9.2% | +0.2 | — |
| Good to Soft | 250 | 26 | 10.4% | +1.4 | — |
| Soft | 306 | 14 | 4.6% | −4.4 | 0 from 1 |
| Heavy | 147 | 8 | 5.4% | −3.6 | — |
| Standard (AW) | 419 | 36 | 8.6% | −0.4 | — |
| Distance (all codes) | Runs | Wins | SR | vs sire | This horse |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Under 6f | 162 | 14 | 8.6% | −0.4 | 0 from 2 |
| 6f – 7f | 499 | 48 | 9.6% | +0.6 | 0 from 1 |
| 1m – 1m1f | 310 | 25 | 8.1% | −0.9 | — |
| 1m2f – 1m4f | 387 | 41 | 10.6% | +1.6 | — |
| 1m5f – 2m | 457 | 43 | 9.4% | +0.4 | — |
| 2m1f – 2m4f | 220 | 15 | 6.8% | −2.2 | — |
| 2m5f – 3m | 59 | 3 | 5.1% | −3.9 | — |
| Over 3m | 6 | 0 | 0% | −9 | — |
Flat and jumps together (all codes) · since Jan 2008 · as at 4 Nov 2026 · rows under 30 runs muted · win % is the measure, a record not a forecast
4 siblings in the archive, 1 winner — best of them Don't Stop Me Now (IRE) (5 wins).
The wins came over 1m6f–3m1f; the highest grade won is Class 4 (Don't Stop Me Now (IRE)).
| Produce | Runs | Wins | Win trips | Best grade |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Don't Stop Me Now (IRE) | 25 | 5 | 1m6f–3m1f | Class 4 |
| Catcharose (IRE) | 10 | 0 | — | — |
| Byrnersround (IRE) | 3 | 0 | — | — |
| Rock Of Behistun (IRE) | 6 | 0 | — | — |
Record by conditions
| Going | Runs | Wins | SR | £1 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Good to Firm | 2 | 0 | 0% | −2.00 |
| Soft | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Class | Runs | Wins | SR | £1 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Class 5 | 2 | 0 | 0% | −2.00 |
| Class 6 | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Course | Runs | Wins | SR | £1 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Beverley | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Ripon | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Carlisle | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Distance | Runs | Wins | SR | £1 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Under 6f | 2 | 0 | 0% | −2.00 |
| 6f – 7f | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Jockey | Runs | Wins | SR | £1 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Paul Mulrennan | 2 | 0 | 0% | −2.00 |
| Terry Lucas | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
Splits include every sample, however small — muted rows are under 3 runs. A one-from-one record is a fact, not a trend: read the Runs column before the strike rate.
Form
| Date | Course | Race | Pos | Btn | Wgt | KTB | Jockey | SP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2005 · 3 runs | ||||||||
| 08 Jun 05+14d | Beverley | Racing UK On Channel 432 Claiming Stakes | 9/11 | ½ | 8-10 | — | Terry Lucas | 20/1 |
| 25 May 05+13d | Ripon | Lishman Sidwell Campbell & Price Maiden Stakes | 4/8 | 2½ | 8-6 | 45C | Paul Mulrennan | 33/1 |
| 12 May 05 | Carlisle | E.B.F. Maiden Stakes | 13/13 | 9 | 8-6 | -7C | Paul Mulrennan | 25/1 |
Quick answers
- How many races has I'lltellthejokes won?
- I'lltellthejokes (IRE) has yet to win, from 3 archived starts in 2005.
- Who trained I'lltellthejokes?
- I'lltellthejokes (IRE) was trained by Michael Easterby on the most recent run on record, at Beverley on 8 June 2005.
- Who is I'lltellthejokes's sire?
- I'lltellthejokes (IRE) is by Mull of Kintyre (USA) out of Persian Flower (GB), whose sire is Persian Heights.
- What is I'lltellthejokes's sire's record?
- Mull of Kintyre (USA)'s progeny in our archive have won 9% of 2,100 runs since Jan 2008 (160 horses), Flat and jumps together. Strongest on good to firm going: 12.2% from 409. Weakest on soft going: 4.6% from 306.
- Who are I'lltellthejokes's siblings?
- Out of Persian Flower (GB), I'lltellthejokes (IRE) has 4 other produce in our archive, 1 of them a winner. Most wins: Don't Stop Me Now (IRE) (5). Highest grade won: Class 4 (Don't Stop Me Now (IRE)). The wins came over 1m6f–3m1f. As at Nov 2026.