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Horse profile

No Kidding (GB)

13yo gelding (at last run, May 2007) · Last trainer George Charlton · Last owner Miss J Palmer
by Teenoso (USA) out of Vaigly Fine (GB) (Vaigly Great)
13 runs · 3 courses · from Feb 2005
As at 5 Nov 2026 · KTB archive: GB, Ireland & France · 2005–present, updated daily
No run recorded since 5 May 2007 — 7,123 days ago. Our archive can't say whether the horse is still in training.
Last run May 2007 · 10th of 11 Won at Musselburgh Last raced off OR 66
KTB Profile

No Kidding (GB) is 1 from 13, the win coming at Class 5 level. Hasn't won since Feb 2006. Last raced off 66, 24lb below the career-high mark.

Based on 13 archived runs · updated 5 Nov 2026
KTB at a glance Win at Class 5 OR ↓ 24lb off peak
Official rating66↓ 24lb off peak
66 66–90

KTB Speed and Rating

KTB Speed

No KTB Speed figures for this horse. The engine scores GB and Irish racing from Oct 2016; runs elsewhere, or earlier, have no figure.

KTB Speed v1 · batch 15 Sep 2026 · GB & Irish racing only · 0 figures from 0 runs · a record, not a forecast

KTB Rating

Best recent KTB Rating 71C the best of the last 3 rated runs · Musselburgh, 20 Dec 2006 Official rating 66 at the last run, 5 May 2007

What the horse achieved in each race, in pounds on the official-rating scale, from the weight carried, the lengths beaten and the race's own level solved across the archive — never the market, never the official rating as a starting point. The headline is the best of the horse's last three rated runs on that code — its best recent day. The KTB Rating on a racecard is a different reading of the same figures: the level the horse has been running to, an average of up to its last six runs with the latest counting most, so the two can differ. A, B or C on a run is how much known form was in that race. What this means →

Jumps 9 figures · best 78C · median 67
GoingRunsBestMedianSince 5 Nov 2025
Good to Firm474C48—
Good378C67—
Good to Soft271C70.5—
DistanceRunsBestMedianSince 5 Nov 2025
2m5f – 3m578C70—
1m5f – 2m356C43—
2m1f – 2m4f1———

Of 13 runs looked at, 4 have no figure: did not complete (or a non-runner row) (4).

KTB Rating v1 · batch 3 Oct 2026 · GB & Irish racing only · 9 figures from 13 runs · as at 4 Oct 2026 · a record, not a forecast

Both figures are KTB's own, computed from the archive; no vendor rating enters either. Every run's figure is on its form line below with its grade. Grades measure how much the archive could see, never the merit of the run.

Run style is derived from in-running commentary, which our data provider does not supply for this horse's races.

Pedigree intelligence

Sire
Teenoso (USA)

Progeny in our archive have won 9.1% of 110 runs since Jan 2008 (13 horses).

GoingRunsWinsSRvs sireThis horse
Firm100%−9.1—
Good to Firm12216.7%+7.61 from 7
Good3425.9%−3.20 from 4
Good to Soft2114.8%−4.30 from 2
Soft2428.3%−0.8—
Heavy18316.7%+7.6—
Distance (all codes)RunsWinsSRvs sireThis horse
1m5f – 2m22313.6%+4.50 from 5
2m1f – 2m4f30310%+0.90 from 1
2m5f – 3m4337%−2.11 from 6
Over 3m1516.7%−2.40 from 1

Flat and jumps together (all codes) · since Jan 2008 · as at 5 Nov 2026 · rows under 30 runs muted · win % is the measure, a record not a forecast

Dam
Vaigly Fine (GB) (Vaigly Great)

No other produce in our archive. It holds racing in Great Britain, Ireland and France from 2005, so siblings racing elsewhere won’t appear here.

Record by conditions

GoingRunsWinsSR£1
Good to Firm 7 1 14% +19.00
Good 4 0 0% −4.00
Good to Soft 2 0 0% −2.00

ClassRunsWinsSR£1
Class 4 7 0 0% −7.00
Class 5 6 1 17% +20.00

CourseRunsWinsSR£1
Musselburgh 8 1 13% +18.00
Hexham 4 0 0% −4.00
Sedgefield 1 0 0% −1.00

DistanceRunsWinsSR£1
2m5f – 3m 6 1 17% +20.00
1m5f – 2m 5 0 0% −5.00
Over 3m 1 0 0% −1.00
2m1f – 2m4f 1 0 0% −1.00

JockeyRunsWinsSR£1
Brian Hughes 4 0 0% −4.00
Jan Faltejsek 3 0 0% −3.00
Michal Kohl 3 1 33% +23.00
William Kennedy 1 0 0% −1.00
Paul Robson 1 0 0% −1.00
Bruce Gibson 1 0 0% −1.00

SeasonRunsWinsSR£1
2007 3 0 0% −3.00
2006 7 1 14% +19.00
2005 3 0 0% −3.00

Splits include every sample, however small — muted rows are under 3 runs. A one-from-one record is a fact, not a trend: read the Runs column before the strike rate.

Form

DateCourseRace PosBtn Wgt ORKTB Jockey SP
2007 · 3 runs
05 May 07+26d Hexham Ian Straker Memorial Handicap Chase Class 4 · 1m7½f · Good To Firm · 11 ran 10/11 10 9-9 6643C Brian Hughes 33/1
09 Apr 07+80d Sedgefield toteexacta Handicap Chase Class 5 · 3m2½f · Good To Firm · 12 ran PU/12 — 11-0 66— Jan Faltejsek 17/2
19 Jan 07+30d Musselburgh Philip Rettie 80th Birthday Conditionals' Handicap Chase Class 5 · 3m · Good To Soft · 12 ran 6/12 2½ 10-8 7470C William Kennedy 8/1
2006 · 7 runs
20 Dec 06+26d Musselburgh Membership At musselburgh-racecourse.co.uk Handicap Chase Class 4 · 2m4f · Good To Soft · 8 ran 4/8 ½ 9-11 7471C Jan Faltejsek 14/1
24 Nov 06+174d Musselburgh Subscribe To Racing UK On 08700 506949 Handicap Chase Class 4 · 2m · Good · 7 ran 4/7 9 10-6 7656C Jan Faltejsek 12/1
03 Jun 06+28d Hexham Nova International Handicap Chase Class 5 · 3m · Good To Firm · 13 ran PU/13 — 10-4 77— Brian Hughes 25/1
06 May 06+80d Hexham Ian Straker Memorial Trophy Handicap Chase Class 4 · 1m7½f · Good To Firm · 10 ran 8/10 30 10-0 7828C Brian Hughes 14/1
15 Feb 06+10d Musselburgh Anderson Strathern Handicap Chase Class 5 · 3m · Good · 11 ran 6/11 12 10-10 7378C Michal Kohl 9/1
05 Feb 06+16d Musselburgh John Smith's Handicap Chase Class 5 · 3m · Good To Firm · 10 ran 1/10 10-3 7374C Michal Kohl 25/1
20 Jan 06+56d Musselburgh Forth One Conditional Jockeys' Handicap Chase Class 5 · 3m · Good · 13 ran 5/13 11 10-9 7867C Brian Hughes 40/1
2005 · 3 runs
25 Nov 05+202d Musselburgh Handicap Chase Class 4 · 2m · Good To Firm · 8 ran F/8 — 9-12 83— Michal Kohl 25/1
07 May 05+90d Hexham Handicap Chase Class 4 · 1m7½f · Good · 14 ran PU/14 — 11-11 88— Paul Robson 40/1
06 Feb 05 Musselburgh Handicap Chase Class 4 · 3m · Good To Firm · 8 ran 5/8 18 11-7 9053C Bruce Gibson 25/1

Quick answers

How many races has No Kidding won?
No Kidding (GB) won 1 of 13 archived starts between 2005 and 2007, a strike rate of 7.7%. Placed 1 time in total (7.7% of starts).
Who trained No Kidding?
No Kidding (GB) was trained by George Charlton on the most recent run on record, at Hexham on 5 May 2007.
Who is No Kidding's sire?
No Kidding (GB) is by Teenoso (USA) out of Vaigly Fine (GB), whose sire is Vaigly Great.
What going does No Kidding prefer?
No Kidding (GB) has the best record on good to firm going: 1 win from 7 starts (14.3%). Only going bands with at least three archived starts are read, so this is a direction rather than a settled preference.
What is No Kidding's official rating?
The most recent official rating on record is 66, from the run on 5 May 2007. The highest on record is 90.
What is No Kidding's sire's record?
Teenoso (USA)'s progeny in our archive have won 9.1% of 110 runs since Jan 2008 (13 horses), Flat and jumps together.

Record shown from February 2005. Our archive holds racing in Great Britain, Ireland and France from January 2005. Any runs before that, or in other countries, are not in it. In-running comments are available from 2024 onward.