As at 26 Oct 2026 · KTB archive: GB, Ireland & France · 2005–present, updated daily
Won at CatterickLast run 14 Oct 2026 · 3rd of 7Last raced off OR 105
KTB Profile
Noonetellsmenothin is 1 from 8 on turf with the win at Class 4 level in the John Smiths Catterick Raise A Pint Novices Hurdle over 2m1f to 2m4f on good to soft in Dec 2025. He has raced at six different courses and usually led in 5 of 8 analysed runs. His last run at Wetherby in Oct 2026 saw him finish 3 of 7 in a Class 5 handicap hurdle off an official rating of 105. He has never won on good to firm or heavy ground.
Based on 8 archived runs · run-style from 8 commented runs since Sep 2025 · updated 26 Oct 2026
A/E compares actual wins with what starting prices implied. "Fair" strips the bookmaker margin from the expectation, so favourites and longshots are judged on the same footing — figures near 1.00 mean the market priced this horse about right.
KTB Speed and Rating
KTB Speed
Best recent Speed134the best of the last 3 graded (A or B) runs · Catterick, 21 Jan 2026
How fast the horse ran, as points against the day-corrected standard time for its course and distance: 100 is the median GB Class 4 handicap winner on that code; one point is 0.1% of the standard time. A, B or C is how much the day's card could tell us, not how good the run was. What this means →
Jumps 7 figures · best 134B · median 110
Going
Runs
Best
Median
Since 26 Oct 2025
Good to Soft
4
134B
118.5
3 runs · 134 / 108
Good to Firm
2
123A
116.5
1 run · —
Good
1
—
—
1 run · —
Distance
Runs
Best
Median
Since 26 Oct 2025
2m1f – 2m4f
4
134B
115.5
4 runs · 134 / 115.5
1m5f – 2m
2
129A
119.5
—
2m5f – 3m
1
—
—
1 run · —
Of 8 runs looked at, 1 has no figure: did not complete (1).
KTB Speed v1 · batch 15 Sep 2026 · GB & Irish racing only · 7 figures from 8 runs · as at 22 Oct 2026 · a record, not a forecast
KTB Rating
Best recent KTB Rating118Athe best of the last 3 rated runs · Musselburgh, 20 Mar 2026Official rating 105at the last run, 14 Oct 2026
What the horse achieved in each race, in pounds on the official-rating scale, from the weight carried, the lengths beaten and the race's own level solved across the archive — never the market, never the official rating as a starting point. The headline is the best of the horse's last three rated runs on that code. A, B or C on a run is how much known form was in that race. What this means →
Jumps 7 figures · best 128A · median 118
Going
Runs
Best
Median
Since 26 Oct 2025
Good to Soft
4
128A
122.5
3 runs · 125 / 120
Good to Firm
2
115B
114
1 run · —
Good
1
—
—
1 run · —
Distance
Runs
Best
Median
Since 26 Oct 2025
2m1f – 2m4f
4
125A
119
4 runs · 125 / 119
1m5f – 2m
2
128A
120.5
—
2m5f – 3m
1
—
—
1 run · —
Of 8 runs looked at, 1 has no figure: did not complete (or a non-runner row) (1).
KTB Rating v1 · batch 3 Oct 2026 · GB & Irish racing only · 7 figures from 8 runs · as at 22 Oct 2026 · a record, not a forecast
Both figures are KTB's own, computed from the archive; no vendor rating enters either. Every run's figure is on its form line below with its grade. Grades measure how much the archive could see, never the merit of the run.
No other produce in our archive. It holds racing in Great Britain, Ireland and France from 2005, so siblings racing elsewhere won’t appear here.
Record by conditions
Going
Runs
Wins
SR
£1
Good to Soft
4
1
25%
+7.00
Good to Firm
2
0
0%
−2.00
Good
1
0
0%
−1.00
Heavy
1
0
0%
−1.00
Class
Runs
Wins
SR
£1
Class 4
5
1
20%
+6.00
Class 5
2
0
0%
−2.00
Class 2
1
0
0%
−1.00
Course
Runs
Wins
SR
£1
Ludlow
2
0
0%
−2.00
Catterick
2
1
50%
+9.00
Wetherby
1
0
0%
−1.00
Musselburgh
1
0
0%
−1.00
Kelso
1
0
0%
−1.00
Worcester
1
0
0%
−1.00
Distance
Runs
Wins
SR
£1
2m1f – 2m4f
4
1
25%
+7.00
2m5f – 3m
2
0
0%
−2.00
1m5f – 2m
2
0
0%
−2.00
Jockey
Runs
Wins
SR
£1
Jonjo O'Neill Jr
4
1
25%
+7.00
Benjamin Macey
3
0
0%
−3.00
Richie McLernon
1
0
0%
−1.00
Headgear
Runs
Wins
SR
£1
None
5
1
20%
+6.00
Blinkers
2
0
0%
−2.00
Cheekpieces
1
0
0%
−1.00
Season
Runs
Wins
SR
£1
2026
5
0
0%
−5.00
2025
3
1
33%
+8.00
Type
Runs
Wins
SR
£1
Hurdle
6
1
17%
+5.00
NH Flat
2
0
0%
−2.00
Splits include every sample, however small — muted rows are under 3 runs. A one-from-one record is a fact, not a trend: read the Runs column before the strike rate.
Watch Race Replays On Racing TV Handicap Hurdle RaceClass 5 · 19.5f · Good To Firm · 7 ranMade all early running - overtaken 3rd - sat just behind the front one - jumped awkwardly 6th - shaken up before 3 out - kept on under pressure - outpaced by winner and passed for second on run-in to finish 3rd
Templar Medical Handicap HurdleClass 4 · 24f · Good · 6 ranHandy in the early stages though scratchy over the 8th - pushed along after the 9th - still close enough in fourth 3 out - promoted to third and clipped at the last - unable to close on the run-in and held for third
John Smiths Catterick - Raise A Pint Novices' Hurdle (GBB Race)Class 4 · 19.5f · Good To Soft · 9 ranShared front spot early - flicked a leg 6th and pressed for advantage before 2 out where errant and lost narrow advantage - fought back to level terms nearing final fence with a slight stumble - stayed on to hit front near line - drew clear at finish
Against All Odds...Fingers Crossed Open NH Flat Race (GBB Race)Class 4 · 16f · Good To Firm · 4 ranShared the front through the 4th furlong - sat close to the leader before being asked for effort into the straight and again a furlong out - held on for 3rd
Noonetellsmenothin (IRE) won 1 of 8 archived starts between 2025 and 2026, a strike rate of 12.5%. Placed 3 times in total (37.5% of starts).
Who trains Noonetellsmenothin?
Noonetellsmenothin (IRE) is trained by Jonjo & A.J. O'Neill, who saddled the horse on its most recent run on 14 October 2026.
Who is Noonetellsmenothin's sire?
Noonetellsmenothin (IRE) is by Youmzain (IRE) out of Carlingford Way (IRE), whose sire is Scorpion.
What going does Noonetellsmenothin prefer?
Noonetellsmenothin (IRE) has the best record on good to soft going: 1 win from 4 starts (25%). Only going bands with at least three archived starts are read, so this is a direction rather than a settled preference.
What is Noonetellsmenothin's official rating?
The most recent official rating on record is 105, from the run on 14 October 2026. The highest on record is 108.
What is Noonetellsmenothin's sire's record?
Youmzain (IRE)'s progeny in our archive have won 8.6% of 1,738 runs since Jan 2008 (211 horses), Flat and jumps together.
Noonetellsmenothin (IRE)·1–8·SR 12.5%
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