Office Banter (GB)
Office Banter is a lightly raced gelding with one start. By Schiaparelli out of a Flemensfirth mare whose only other produce to race is a winner, he finished sixth of 10 in a Class 4 maiden NH flat race at Kelso in May 2026, having been held. Schiaparelli's progeny have recorded 219 wins from 1,818 runs since Jan 2008.
- 0–1Wins / Runs
- 0%Strike rate
- 0 (0%)Placed
- −1.00£1 level staken=1 at SP
KTB Speed and Rating
Best recent Speed 99
How fast the horse ran, as points against the day-corrected standard time for its course and distance: 100 is the median GB Class 4 handicap winner on that code; one point is 0.1% of the standard time. A, B or C is how much the day's card could tell us, not how good the run was. What this means →
KTB Speed v1 · batch 15 Sep 2026 · GB & Irish racing only · 1 figure from 1 run · as at 3 Oct 2026 · a record, not a forecast
Both figures are KTB's own, computed from the archive; no vendor rating enters either. Every run's figure is on its form line below with its grade. Grades measure how much the archive could see, never the merit of the run.
Pedigree intelligence
Progeny in our archive have won 12.1% of 1,832 runs since Oct 2015 (203 horses).
| Going | Runs | Wins | SR | vs sire | This horse |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Firm | 1 | 0 | 0% | −12.1 | — |
| Good to Firm | 44 | 8 | 18.2% | +6.1 | — |
| Good | 579 | 67 | 11.6% | −0.5 | 0 from 1 |
| Good to Soft | 482 | 55 | 11.4% | −0.7 | — |
| Soft | 516 | 65 | 12.6% | +0.5 | — |
| Heavy | 173 | 18 | 10.4% | −1.7 | — |
| Standard (AW) | 37 | 8 | 21.6% | +9.5 | — |
| Distance (all codes) | Runs | Wins | SR | vs sire | This horse |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6f – 7f | 2 | 0 | 0% | −12.1 | — |
| 1m – 1m1f | 5 | 0 | 0% | −12.1 | — |
| 1m2f – 1m4f | 25 | 6 | 24% | +11.9 | — |
| 1m5f – 2m | 546 | 67 | 12.3% | +0.2 | 0 from 1 |
| 2m1f – 2m4f | 647 | 66 | 10.2% | −1.9 | — |
| 2m5f – 3m | 471 | 63 | 13.4% | +1.3 | — |
| Over 3m | 136 | 19 | 14% | +1.9 | — |
Flat and jumps together (all codes) · since Oct 2015 · as at 31 Oct 2026 · rows under 30 runs muted · win % is the measure, a record not a forecast
1 sibling in the archive, 1 winner — best of them Parkin Fine (GB) (1 win).
The wins came over 2m; the highest grade won is Class 4 (Parkin Fine (GB)).
| Produce | Runs | Wins | Win trips | Best grade |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Parkin Fine (GB) | 7 | 1 | 2m | Class 4 |
Too few runs for meaningful splits. The full record is below.
Form
| Date | Course | Race | Pos | Btn | Wgt | Spd | KTB | Jockey | SP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 · 1 run | |||||||||
| 06 May 26 | Kelso | Racing TV Open Maiden NH Flat Race (GBB Race) Held up in the pack - urged forward with more than 3f left - soon dropped away - finished sixth beaten a long way | 6/10 | 4 | 10-13 | 99A | 86A | Callum Bewley | 9/4 |
Quick answers
- How many races has Office Banter won?
- Office Banter (GB) has yet to win, from 1 archived start in 2026.
- Who trains Office Banter?
- Office Banter (GB) is trained by Ewan Whillans, who saddled the horse on its most recent run on 6 May 2026.
- Who is Office Banter's sire?
- Office Banter (GB) is by Schiaparelli (GER) out of Pumped Up Kicks (IRE), whose sire is Flemensfirth.
- What is Office Banter's sire's record?
- Schiaparelli (GER)'s progeny in our archive have won 12.1% of 1,832 runs since Oct 2015 (203 horses), Flat and jumps together.
- Who are Office Banter's siblings?
- Out of Pumped Up Kicks (IRE), Office Banter (GB) has 1 other produce in our archive, 1 of them a winner. Most wins: Parkin Fine (GB) (1). Highest grade won: Class 4 (Parkin Fine (GB)). The wins came over 2m. As at Nov 2026.