Youcanotbeserious (IRE)
Youcanotbeserious (IRE) is yet to win from 12 starts, though has placed once. Best effort: 3rd of 18 at Tipperary (Jun 2008).
- 0–12Wins / Runs
- 0%Strike rate
- 1 (8.3%)Placed
- −12.00£1 level staken=12 at SP
- 0.00Fair A/E n=12 · 0.00 incl. margin
- 90Highest OR
- 31dAvg between runs
A/E compares actual wins with what starting prices implied. "Fair" strips the bookmaker margin from the expectation, so favourites and longshots are judged on the same footing — figures near 1.00 mean the market priced this horse about right.
KTB Speed and Rating
No KTB Speed figures for this horse. The engine scores GB and Irish racing from Oct 2016; runs elsewhere, or earlier, have no figure.
KTB Speed v1 · batch 15 Sep 2026 · GB & Irish racing only · 0 figures from 0 runs · a record, not a forecast
Both figures are KTB's own, computed from the archive; no vendor rating enters either. Every run's figure is on its form line below with its grade. Grades measure how much the archive could see, never the merit of the run.
Run style is derived from in-running commentary, which our data provider does not supply for this horse's races.
Pedigree intelligence
Progeny in our archive have won 7.7% of 469 runs since Jan 2008 (54 horses).
Strongest over 2m5f – 3m (all codes): 11% from 109.
| Going | Runs | Wins | SR | vs sire | This horse |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Firm | 7 | 0 | 0% | −7.7 | — |
| Good to Firm | 42 | 3 | 7.1% | −0.6 | 0 from 3 |
| Good | 110 | 6 | 5.5% | −2.2 | 0 from 2 |
| Good to Soft | 68 | 4 | 5.9% | −1.8 | 0 from 3 |
| Soft | 149 | 15 | 10.1% | +2.4 | 0 from 3 |
| Heavy | 91 | 7 | 7.7% | 0 | 0 from 1 |
| Standard (AW) | 2 | 1 | 50% | +42.3 | — |
| Distance (all codes) | Runs | Wins | SR | vs sire | This horse |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1m2f – 1m4f | 2 | 0 | 0% | −7.7 | — |
| 1m5f – 2m | 139 | 8 | 5.8% | −1.9 | 0 from 6 |
| 2m1f – 2m4f | 167 | 9 | 5.4% | −2.3 | 0 from 4 |
| 2m5f – 3m | 109 | 12 | 11% | +3.3 | 0 from 2 |
| Over 3m | 52 | 7 | 13.5% | +5.8 | — |
Flat and jumps together (all codes) · since Jan 2008 · as at 28 Oct 2026 · rows under 30 runs muted · win % is the measure, a record not a forecast
1 sibling in the archive, 1 winner — best of them Far More Serious (IRE) (6 wins).
The wins came over 2m2f–3m; the highest grade won is Class 3 (Far More Serious (IRE)).
| Produce | Runs | Wins | Win trips | Best grade |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Far More Serious (IRE) | 33 | 6 | 2m2f–3m | Class 3 |
Record by conditions
| Going | Runs | Wins | SR | £1 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Good to Soft | 3 | 0 | 0% | −3.00 |
| Good to Firm | 3 | 0 | 0% | −3.00 |
| Soft | 3 | 0 | 0% | −3.00 |
| Good | 2 | 0 | 0% | −2.00 |
| Heavy | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Course | Runs | Wins | SR | £1 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Navan | 2 | 0 | 0% | −2.00 |
| Punchestown | 2 | 0 | 0% | −2.00 |
| Downpatrick | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Wexford | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Fairyhouse | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Tipperary | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Roscommon | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Fairyhouse (IRE) | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Gowran Park | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Limerick (IRE) | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Distance | Runs | Wins | SR | £1 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1m5f – 2m | 6 | 0 | 0% | −6.00 |
| 2m1f – 2m4f | 4 | 0 | 0% | −4.00 |
| 2m5f – 3m | 2 | 0 | 0% | −2.00 |
| Jockey | Runs | Wins | SR | £1 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| D G Hogan | 5 | 0 | 0% | −5.00 |
| Lenny Flynn | 3 | 0 | 0% | −3.00 |
| D T Pratt | 2 | 0 | 0% | −2.00 |
| Mr C D Sharkey | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| J M Sheehy | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Headgear | Runs | Wins | SR | £1 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| None | 6 | 0 | 0% | −6.00 |
| Tongue tie | 5 | 0 | 0% | −5.00 |
| Tongue tie + cheekpieces | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Season | Runs | Wins | SR | £1 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2008 | 9 | 0 | 0% | −9.00 |
| 2007 | 3 | 0 | 0% | −3.00 |
| Type | Runs | Wins | SR | £1 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hurdle | 9 | 0 | 0% | −9.00 |
| NH Flat | 3 | 0 | 0% | −3.00 |
Splits include every sample, however small — muted rows are under 3 runs. A one-from-one record is a fact, not a trend: read the Runs column before the strike rate.
Form
| Date | Course | Race | Pos | Btn | Wgt | OR | KTB | Jockey | SP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2008 · 9 runs | |||||||||
| 27 Sep 08+3d | Navan | Drogheda Handicap Hurdle (77-90) | 11/26 | ½ | 11-4 | 89 | 86C | D T Pratt | 25/1 |
| 24 Sep 08+61d | Downpatrick | Cuisine De France Handicap Hurdle (77-90) | 12/15 | 22 | 11-8 | 89 | 89C | D G Hogan | 12/1 |
| 25 Jul 08+15d | Wexford | Martinstown Opportunity Handicap Hurdle (81-102) | 8/15 | 3½ | 10-12 | 90 | 86C | D G Hogan | 8/1 |
| 10 Jul 08+21d | Fairyhouse | irishamateurjockeys.com (Q.R.) Handicap Hurdle (81-116) | 12/16 | 1 | 10-3 | 90 | 90C | Mr C D Sharkey | 7/1 |
| 19 Jun 08+31d | Tipperary | Martinstown Opportunity Handicap Hurdle (81-109) | 3/18 | hd | 10-1 | 87 | 106A | D T Pratt | 25/1 |
| 19 May 08+86d | Roscommon | Martinstown Opportunity Handicap Hurdle (81-102) (Div 2) | 10/12 | 5½ | 10-12 | 90 | 79C | D G Hogan | 14/1 |
| 23 Feb 08+7d | Fairyhouse (IRE) | St Margarets GAA Maiden Hurdle | 11/25 | 1¼ | 11-0 | — | 79A | J M Sheehy | 25/1 |
| 16 Feb 08+21d | Gowran Park | Irish Stallion Owners EBF Maiden Hurdle | 6/20 | hd | 11-4 | 86 | 100A | D G Hogan | 25/1 |
| 26 Jan 08+26d | Navan | New Arkle Bar Maiden Hurdle | 24/30 | 3½ | 11-2 | 86 | 90C | D G Hogan | 50/1 |
| 2007 · 3 runs | |||||||||
| 31 Dec 07+50d | Punchestown | INH Festival Tickets (Mares) INH Flat Race | 15/25 | 7 | 11-3 | — | 78C | Lenny Flynn | 20/1 |
| 11 Nov 07+24d | Limerick (IRE) | Souths Bar Mares (Pro/Am) INH Flat Race | 5/16 | 1 | 11-3 | — | 94C | Lenny Flynn | 15/2 |
| 18 Oct 07 | Punchestown | Thoroughbred County Mares INH Flat Race | 5/19 | 2½ | 10-9 | — | 96C | Lenny Flynn | 20/1 |
Quick answers
- How many races has Youcanotbeserious won?
- Youcanotbeserious (IRE) has yet to win, from 12 archived starts between 2007 and 2008. Placed 1 time in total (8.3% of starts).
- Who trained Youcanotbeserious?
- Youcanotbeserious (IRE) was trained by C F Swan on the most recent run on record, at Navan on 27 September 2008.
- Who is Youcanotbeserious's sire?
- Youcanotbeserious (IRE) is by Sonus (IRE) out of Womans Heart (IRE), whose sire is Broken Hearted.
- What is Youcanotbeserious's official rating?
- The most recent official rating on record is 89, from the run on 27 September 2008. The highest on record is 90.
- What is Youcanotbeserious's sire's record?
- Sonus (IRE)'s progeny in our archive have won 7.7% of 469 runs since Jan 2008 (54 horses), Flat and jumps together. Strongest over 2m5f – 3m (all codes): 11% from 109.
- Who are Youcanotbeserious's siblings?
- Out of Womans Heart (IRE), Youcanotbeserious (IRE) has 1 other produce in our archive, 1 of them a winner. Most wins: Far More Serious (IRE) (6). Highest grade won: Class 3 (Far More Serious (IRE)). The wins came over 2m2f–3m. As at Oct 2026.