Noshowlikeajoeshow (IRE)
Noshowlikeajoeshow is a maiden who has shown placed form on four of nine starts. His best effort came when third of eight at Chantilly in Nov 2022. The gelding has raced exclusively in France, mainly over 6f to 7f, and was fifth of eight at Vittel in Aug 2026 on his latest start in a Class 4 race. He is by Camacho out of a Kyllachy mare.
- 0–9Wins / Runs
- 0%Strike rate
- 4 (44.4%)Placed
- −9.00£1 level staken=9 at SP
- 0.00Fair A/E n=9 · 0.00 incl. margin
- 28dBetween runs (median)longest 858 d
A/E compares actual wins with what starting prices implied. "Fair" strips the bookmaker margin from the expectation, so favourites and longshots are judged on the same footing — figures near 1.00 mean the market priced this horse about right.
KTB Speed and Rating
No KTB Speed figures for this horse. The engine scores GB and Irish racing from Oct 2016; runs elsewhere, or earlier, have no figure.
KTB Speed v1 · batch 15 Sep 2026 · GB & Irish racing only · 0 figures from 0 runs · a record, not a forecast
Both figures are KTB's own, computed from the archive; no vendor rating enters either. Every run's figure is on its form line below with its grade. Grades measure how much the archive could see, never the merit of the run.
Run style is derived from in-running commentary, which our data provider does not supply for this horse's races.
Pedigree intelligence
Progeny in our archive have won 8.1% of 9,324 runs since Mar 2009 (596 horses).
| Going | Runs | Wins | SR | vs sire | This horse |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Firm | 53 | 2 | 3.8% | −4.3 | — |
| Good to Firm | 1,574 | 133 | 8.4% | +0.3 | — |
| Good | 1,952 | 150 | 7.7% | −0.4 | — |
| Good to Soft | 913 | 74 | 8.1% | 0 | 0 from 2 |
| Soft | 1,101 | 94 | 8.5% | +0.4 | 0 from 3 |
| Heavy | 356 | 26 | 7.3% | −0.8 | — |
| Standard (AW) | 3,375 | 280 | 8.3% | +0.2 | 0 from 4 |
| Distance (all codes) | Runs | Wins | SR | vs sire | This horse |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Under 6f | 2,279 | 222 | 9.7% | +1.6 | — |
| 6f – 7f | 4,250 | 356 | 8.4% | +0.3 | 0 from 6 |
| 1m – 1m1f | 1,578 | 99 | 6.3% | −1.8 | 0 from 3 |
| 1m2f – 1m4f | 700 | 44 | 6.3% | −1.8 | — |
| 1m5f – 2m | 369 | 23 | 6.2% | −1.9 | — |
| 2m1f – 2m4f | 117 | 9 | 7.7% | −0.4 | — |
| 2m5f – 3m | 27 | 5 | 18.5% | +10.4 | — |
| Over 3m | 4 | 1 | 25% | +16.9 | — |
Flat and jumps together (all codes) · since Mar 2009 · as at 3 Nov 2026 · rows under 30 runs muted · win % is the measure, a record not a forecast
2 siblings in the archive, 0 winners.
| Produce | Runs | Wins | Win trips | Best grade |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Aeih (IRE) | 6 | 0 | — | — |
| Mummy Peas (IRE) | 1 | 0 | — | — |
Record by conditions
| Going | Runs | Wins | SR | £1 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Standard (AW) | 4 | 0 | 0% | −4.00 |
| Soft | 3 | 0 | 0% | −3.00 |
| Good to Soft | 2 | 0 | 0% | −2.00 |
| Class | Runs | Wins | SR | £1 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Class 4 | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Course | Runs | Wins | SR | £1 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chantilly (FR) | 5 | 0 | 0% | −5.00 |
| Vittel (FR) | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Deauville (FR) | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Clairefontaine (FR) | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Longchamp (FR) | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Distance | Runs | Wins | SR | £1 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6f – 7f | 6 | 0 | 0% | −6.00 |
| 1m – 1m1f | 3 | 0 | 0% | −3.00 |
| Jockey | Runs | Wins | SR | £1 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Simon Planque | 4 | 0 | 0% | −4.00 |
| Adrian Le Lay Martin | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Antoine Hamelin | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Eddy Hardouin | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Hugo Journiac | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Theo Bachelot | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Headgear | Runs | Wins | SR | £1 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blinkers | 5 | 0 | 0% | −5.00 |
| None | 3 | 0 | 0% | −3.00 |
| Cheekpieces | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Season | Runs | Wins | SR | £1 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026 | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| 2025 | 2 | 0 | 0% | −2.00 |
| 2022 | 6 | 0 | 0% | −6.00 |
Splits include every sample, however small — muted rows are under 3 runs. A one-from-one record is a fact, not a trend: read the Runs column before the strike rate.
Form
Quick answers
- How many races has Noshowlikeajoeshow won?
- Noshowlikeajoeshow (IRE) has yet to win, from 9 archived starts between 2022 and 2026. Placed 4 times in total (44.4% of starts).
- Who trains Noshowlikeajoeshow?
- Noshowlikeajoeshow (IRE) is trained by Oliver Schnakenberg, who saddled the horse on its most recent run on 24 August 2026.
- Who is Noshowlikeajoeshow's sire?
- Noshowlikeajoeshow (IRE) is by Camacho (GB) out of Clodovine (FR), whose sire is Kyllachy.
- What is Noshowlikeajoeshow's sire's record?
- Camacho (GB)'s progeny in our archive have won 8.1% of 9,324 runs since Mar 2009 (596 horses), Flat and jumps together.
- Who are Noshowlikeajoeshow's siblings?
- Out of Clodovine (FR), Noshowlikeajoeshow (IRE) has 2 other produce in our archive, 0 of them winners. As at Nov 2026.