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Horse profile

Jumeirah Palm (USA)

3yo filly (at last run, May 2010) · Last trainer David Simcock · Last owner Sultan Ali
by Distorted Humor (USA) out of Zoftig (USA) (Cozzene)
3 runs · 2 courses · from Mar 2010
As at 5 Nov 2026 · KTB archive: GB, Ireland & France · 2005–present, updated daily
No run recorded since 17 May 2010 — 6,015 days ago. Our archive can't say whether the horse is still in training.
Last run May 2010 · 12th of 14
KTB Profile

Jumeirah Palm (USA) is yet to win from 3 starts, though has placed once. Best effort: 3rd of 7 at Kempton (AW) (Mar 2010).

Based on 3 archived runs · updated 5 Nov 2026

Progeny in our archive

Produce record

As a dam, Jumeirah Palm (USA) has 1 produce in the archive, 0 winners.

ProduceRunsWinsWin tripsBest grade
Love Not War (GB)10——

KTB Speed and Rating

KTB Speed

No KTB Speed figures for this horse. The engine scores GB and Irish racing from Oct 2016; runs elsewhere, or earlier, have no figure.

KTB Speed v1 · batch 15 Sep 2026 · GB & Irish racing only · 0 figures from 0 runs · a record, not a forecast

KTB Rating

Best recent KTB Rating 63A the best of the last 3 rated runs · Kempton (AW), 3 Mar 2010

What the horse achieved in each race, in pounds on the official-rating scale, from the weight carried, the lengths beaten and the race's own level solved across the archive — never the market, never the official rating as a starting point. The headline is the best of the horse's last three rated runs on that code — its best recent day. The KTB Rating on a racecard is a different reading of the same figures: the level the horse has been running to, an average of up to its last six runs with the latest counting most, so the two can differ. A, B or C on a run is how much known form was in that race. What this means →

Flat 3 figures · best 63A · median 49
GoingRunsBestMedianSince 5 Nov 2025
Standard (AW)263A56—
Good1———
DistanceRunsBestMedianSince 5 Nov 2025
1m – 1m1f263A54.5—
1m2f – 1m4f1———

KTB Rating v1 · batch 3 Oct 2026 · GB & Irish racing only · 3 figures from 3 runs · as at 4 Oct 2026 · a record, not a forecast

Both figures are KTB's own, computed from the archive; no vendor rating enters either. Every run's figure is on its form line below with its grade. Grades measure how much the archive could see, never the merit of the run.

Run style is derived from in-running commentary, which our data provider does not supply for this horse's races.

Pedigree intelligence

Sire
Distorted Humor (USA)

Progeny in our archive have won 14.3% of 1,353 runs since Jan 2008 (160 horses).

GoingRunsWinsSRvs sireThis horse
Firm12433.3%+19—
Good to Firm2694014.9%+0.6—
Good2974214.1%−0.20 from 1
Good to Soft1391812.9%−1.4—
Soft1141614%−0.3—
Heavy33412.1%−2.2—
Standard (AW)4887014.3%00 from 2
Distance (all codes)RunsWinsSRvs sireThis horse
Under 6f911011%−3.3—
6f – 7f5328516%+1.7—
1m – 1m1f3965213.1%−1.20 from 2
1m2f – 1m4f2633914.8%+0.50 from 1
1m5f – 2m58610.3%−4—
2m1f – 2m4f9111.1%−3.2—
2m5f – 3m4125%+10.7—

Flat and jumps together (all codes) · since Jan 2008 · as at 4 Nov 2026 · rows under 30 runs muted · win % is the measure, a record not a forecast

Dam
Zoftig (USA) (Cozzene)

No other produce in our archive. It holds racing in Great Britain, Ireland and France from 2005, so siblings racing elsewhere won’t appear here.

Record by conditions

GoingRunsWinsSR£1
Standard (AW) 2 0 0% −2.00
Good 1 0 0% −1.00

CourseRunsWinsSR£1
Kempton (AW) 2 0 0% −2.00
Windsor 1 0 0% −1.00

DistanceRunsWinsSR£1
1m – 1m1f 2 0 0% −2.00
1m2f – 1m4f 1 0 0% −1.00

JockeyRunsWinsSR£1
Hayley Turner 2 0 0% −2.00
Ahmed Ajtebi 1 0 0% −1.00

Splits include every sample, however small — muted rows are under 3 runs. A one-from-one record is a fact, not a trend: read the Runs column before the strike rate.

Form

DateCourseRace PosBtn Wgt KTB Jockey SP
2010 · 3 runs
17 May 10+54d Windsor Talksport Maiden Fillies' Stakes Class 5 · 1m · Good · 14 ran 12/14 ¾ 8-9 46A Ahmed Ajtebi 25/1
24 Mar 10+21d Kempton (AW) Mix Business With Pleasure At Kempton Maiden Stakes Class 5 · 1m2f · Standard · 7 ran 3/7 1¼ 8-3 49A Hayley Turner 4/1
03 Mar 10 Kempton (AW) Digibet.com Maiden Fillies' Stakes Class 5 · 1m · Standard · 13 ran 3/13 1 8-9 63A Hayley Turner 6/1

Quick answers

How many races has Jumeirah Palm won?
Jumeirah Palm (USA) has yet to win, from 3 archived starts in 2010. Placed 1 time in total (33.3% of starts).
Who trained Jumeirah Palm?
Jumeirah Palm (USA) was trained by David Simcock on the most recent run on record, at Windsor on 17 May 2010.
Who is Jumeirah Palm's sire?
Jumeirah Palm (USA) is by Distorted Humor (USA) out of Zoftig (USA), whose sire is Cozzene.
What is Jumeirah Palm's sire's record?
Distorted Humor (USA)'s progeny in our archive have won 14.3% of 1,353 runs since Jan 2008 (160 horses), Flat and jumps together.
Has Jumeirah Palm produced winners?
As a dam, Jumeirah Palm (USA) has 1 produce in our archive, 0 of them winners. As at Nov 2026.

Record shown from March 2010. Our archive holds racing in Great Britain, Ireland and France from January 2005. Any runs before that, or in other countries, are not in it. In-running comments are available from 2024 onward.