How many races has Couldntgivamonkeys (IRE) won?

Couldntgivamonkeys (IRE) has yet to win, from 7 archived starts between 2022 and 2023.

Who trained Couldntgivamonkeys (IRE)?

Couldntgivamonkeys (IRE) was trained by R Mike Smith on the most recent run on record, at Sedgefield on 23 March 2023.

Who is Couldntgivamonkeys (IRE)'s sire?

Couldntgivamonkeys (IRE) is by Valirann (FR) out of Monets Dream (IRE), whose sire is Milan.

What is Couldntgivamonkeys (IRE)'s official rating?

The most recent official rating on record is 88, from the run on 23 March 2023. The highest on record is 96.

What is Couldntgivamonkeys (IRE)'s sire's record?

Valirann (FR)'s progeny in our archive have won 10.2% of 1,437 runs since Jan 2008 (157 horses), Flat and jumps together. Weakest on good to soft going: 7% from 341.

Who are Couldntgivamonkeys (IRE)'s siblings?

Out of Monets Dream (IRE), Couldntgivamonkeys (IRE) has 1 other produce in our archive, 0 of them winners. As at Oct 2026.

Horse profile

Couldntgivamonkeys (IRE)

5yo gelding (at last run, Mar 2023) · Last trainer R Mike Smith · Last owner Green Spittal And Smith

by Valirann (FR) out of Monets Dream (IRE) (Milan)

7 runs · 6 courses · from Apr 2022

As at 21 Oct 2026 · KTB archive: GB, Ireland & France · 2005–present, updated daily

No run recorded since 23 Mar 2023 — 1,307 days ago. Our archive can't say whether the horse is still in training.

Last run Mar 2023 · 6th of 6 Last raced off OR 88

KTB Profile

Couldntgivamonkeys (IRE) is yet to win from 7 starts. Last raced off 88, 8lb below the career-high mark.

Based on 7 archived runs · updated 21 Oct 2026

0–7Wins / Runs
0%Strike rate
0 (0%)Placed
−7.00£1 level staken=7 at SP
0.00Fair A/E n=7 · 0.00 incl. margin
96Highest OR
59dAvg between runs

KTB Speed and Rating

KTB Speed

Best recent Speed 99 the best of the last 2 graded (A or B) runs · Sedgefield, 23 Mar 2023

How fast the horse ran, as points against the day-corrected standard time for its course and distance: 100 is the median GB Class 4 handicap winner on that code; one point is 0.1% of the standard time. A, B or C is how much the day's card could tell us, not how good the run was. What this means →

Jumps 6 figures · best 99^A · median 70

Going	Runs	Best	Median	Since 21 Oct 2025
Good to Soft	4	84^B	70	—
Soft	2	99^A	82	—

Distance	Runs	Best	Median	Since 21 Oct 2025
1m5f – 2m	4	75^C	65	—
2m1f – 2m4f	2	99^A	91.5	—

Of 7 runs looked at, 1 has no figure: did not complete (1).

KTB Speed v1 · batch 15 Sep 2026 · GB & Irish racing only · 6 figures from 7 runs · as at 3 Oct 2026 · a record, not a forecast

KTB Rating

Best recent KTB Rating 93^A the best of the last 3 rated runs · Newcastle, 25 Feb 2023 Official rating 88 at the last run, 23 Mar 2023

What the horse achieved in each race, in pounds on the official-rating scale, from the weight carried, the lengths beaten and the race's own level solved across the archive — never the market, never the official rating as a starting point. The headline is the best of the horse's last three rated runs on that code. A, B or C on a run is how much known form was in that race. What this means →

Jumps 6 figures · best 93^A · median 75.5

Going	Runs	Best	Median	Since 21 Oct 2025
Good to Soft	4	93^A	74	—
Soft	2	82^C	79	—

Distance	Runs	Best	Median	Since 21 Oct 2025
1m5f – 2m	4	82^C	74	—
2m1f – 2m4f	2	93^A	84.5	—

Of 7 runs looked at, 1 has no figure: did not complete (or a non-runner row) (1).

KTB Rating v1 · batch 3 Oct 2026 · GB & Irish racing only · 6 figures from 7 runs · as at 4 Oct 2026 · a record, not a forecast

Both figures are KTB's own, computed from the archive; no vendor rating enters either. Every run's figure is on its form line below with its grade. Grades measure how much the archive could see, never the merit of the run.

Run style is derived from in-running commentary, which our data provider does not supply for this horse's races.

Pedigree intelligence

Sire

Valirann (FR)

Progeny in our archive have won 10.2% of 1,437 runs since Jan 2008 (157 horses).

Weakest on good to soft going: 7% from 341.

Going	Runs	Wins	SR	vs sire	This horse
Good to Firm	12	4	33.3%	+23.1	—
Good	452	49	10.8%	+0.6	—
Good to Soft	341	24	7%	−3.2	0 from 4
Soft	448	56	12.5%	+2.3	0 from 3
Heavy	170	12	7.1%	−3.1	—
Standard (AW)	14	2	14.3%	+4.1	—

Distance (all codes)	Runs	Wins	SR	vs sire	This horse
Under 6f	4	1	25%	+14.8	—
6f – 7f	14	2	14.3%	+4.1	—
1m – 1m1f	16	0	0%	−10.2	—
1m2f – 1m4f	28	4	14.3%	+4.1	—
1m5f – 2m	475	40	8.4%	−1.8	0 from 5
2m1f – 2m4f	553	54	9.8%	−0.4	0 from 2
2m5f – 3m	282	35	12.4%	+2.2	—
Over 3m	65	11	16.9%	+6.7	—

Flat and jumps together (all codes) · since Jan 2008 · as at 20 Oct 2026 · rows under 30 runs muted · win % is the measure, a record not a forecast

Dam

Monets Dream (IRE) (Milan)

1 sibling in the archive, 0 winners.

Produce	Runs	Wins	Win trips	Best grade
U S Marshall (IRE)	6	0	—	—

Record by conditions

Going	Runs	Wins	SR	£1
Good to Soft	4	0	0%	−4.00
Soft	3	0	0%	−3.00

Class	Runs	Wins	SR	£1
Class 4	5	0	0%	−5.00
Class 5	2	0	0%	−2.00

Course	Runs	SR	£1
Kelso	2	0%	−2.00
Sedgefield	1	0%	−1.00
Newcastle	1	0%	−1.00
Wetherby	1	0%	−1.00
Ayr	1	0%	−1.00
Perth	1	0%	−1.00

Distance	Runs	Wins	SR	£1
1m5f – 2m	5	0	0%	−5.00
2m1f – 2m4f	2	0	0%	−2.00

Jockey	Runs	SR	£1
William Shanahan	3	0%	−3.00
Ryan Mania	2	0%	−2.00
Conor O'Farrell	1	0%	−1.00
Richie McLernon	1	0%	−1.00

Season	Runs	Wins	SR	£1
2023	3	0	0%	−3.00
2022	4	0	0%	−4.00

Type	Runs	Wins	SR	£1
Hurdle	5	0	0%	−5.00
NH Flat	2	0	0%	−2.00

Splits include every sample, however small — muted rows are under 3 runs. A one-from-one record is a fact, not a trend: read the Runs column before the strike rate.

Form

Date	Course	Race	Pos	Btn	Wgt	OR	Spd	KTB	Jockey	SP
23 Mar 23+26d	Sedgefield	MW Paving & Groundworks Novices' Handicap Hurdle Class 5 · 17f · Soft · 6 ran	6/6	½	10-11	88	99^A	76^B	William Shanahan	12/1
25 Feb 23+30d	Newcastle	Vertem Investing For The Future Conditional Jockeys' Handicap Hurdle Class 5 · 17f · Good To Soft · 11 ran	7/11	7½	11-7	96	84^B	93^A	William Shanahan	100/1
26 Jan 23+53d	Wetherby	Try Racing TV For Free Now EBF 'National Hunt' Novices' Hurdle (GBB Race) Class 4 · 16f · Soft · 17 ran	F/17	—	10-9	—	—	—	William Shanahan	250/1
04 Dec 22+25d	Kelso	Visit Kelso Christmas Events 'National Hunt' Maiden Hurdle (GBB Race) Class 4 · 16f · Good To Soft · 10 ran	10/10	26	11-4	—	65^C	75^C	Ryan Mania	200/1
09 Nov 22+201d	Ayr	Virgin Bet Novices' Hurdle (GBB Race) Class 4 · 16f · Soft · 7 ran	6/7	6½	11-0	—	65^C	82^C	Ryan Mania	300/1
22 Apr 22+18d	Perth	William Hill Scratch Of The Day Open NH Flat Race (GBB Race) Class 4 · 16f · Good To Soft · 7 ran	6/7	99	10-7	—	-27^C	71^C	Conor O'Farrell	80/1
04 Apr 22	Kelso	Ladies Day 29th May Open NH Flat Race (GBB Race) Class 4 · 16f · Good To Soft · 12 ran	10/12	¾	10-7	—	75^C	73^C	Richie McLernon	28/1

Quick answers

How many races has Couldntgivamonkeys (IRE) won?: Couldntgivamonkeys (IRE) has yet to win, from 7 archived starts between 2022 and 2023.
Who trained Couldntgivamonkeys (IRE)?: Couldntgivamonkeys (IRE) was trained by R Mike Smith on the most recent run on record, at Sedgefield on 23 March 2023.
Who is Couldntgivamonkeys (IRE)'s sire?: Couldntgivamonkeys (IRE) is by Valirann (FR) out of Monets Dream (IRE), whose sire is Milan.
What is Couldntgivamonkeys (IRE)'s official rating?: The most recent official rating on record is 88, from the run on 23 March 2023. The highest on record is 96.
What is Couldntgivamonkeys (IRE)'s sire's record?: Valirann (FR)'s progeny in our archive have won 10.2% of 1,437 runs since Jan 2008 (157 horses), Flat and jumps together. Weakest on good to soft going: 7% from 341.
Who are Couldntgivamonkeys (IRE)'s siblings?: Out of Monets Dream (IRE), Couldntgivamonkeys (IRE) has 1 other produce in our archive, 0 of them winners. As at Oct 2026.

KTB Speed and Rating

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