As at 25 Oct 2026 · KTB archive: GB, Ireland & France · 2005–present, updated daily
Last run 26 Jun 2026 · 2nd of 5
KTB Profile
God Help Me is a gelding by Joshua Tree out of Nicolsud who is yet to win from five starts on turf though he has placed once. His best effort came when second of five in a Class 4 novices hurdle at Cartmel in Jun 2026. He has raced twice at Navan and once each at Punchestown and Leopardstown. All his runs have been over trips between 1m5f and 3m with four of them on soft ground.
Based on 5 archived runs · run-style from 5 commented runs since Dec 2024 · updated 25 Oct 2026
A/E compares actual wins with what starting prices implied. "Fair" strips the bookmaker margin from the expectation, so favourites and longshots are judged on the same footing — figures near 1.00 mean the market priced this horse about right.
KTB Speed and Rating
KTB Speed
Best recent Speed97the best of the last 2 graded (A or B) runs · Navan, 22 Mar 2025
How fast the horse ran, as points against the day-corrected standard time for its course and distance: 100 is the median GB Class 4 handicap winner on that code; one point is 0.1% of the standard time. A, B or C is how much the day's card could tell us, not how good the run was. What this means →
Jumps 5 figures · best 109C · median 97
Going
Runs
Best
Median
Since 25 Oct 2025
Soft
4
105C
85
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Good
1
—
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1 run · —
Distance
Runs
Best
Median
Since 25 Oct 2025
1m5f – 2m
2
97B
73
—
2m1f – 2m4f
2
105C
89
—
2m5f – 3m
1
—
—
1 run · —
KTB Speed v1 · batch 15 Sep 2026 · GB & Irish racing only · 5 figures from 5 runs · as at 3 Oct 2026 · a record, not a forecast
KTB Rating
Best recent KTB Rating111Cthe best of the last 3 rated runs · Punchestown, 2 May 2025
What the horse achieved in each race, in pounds on the official-rating scale, from the weight carried, the lengths beaten and the race's own level solved across the archive — never the market, never the official rating as a starting point. The headline is the best of the horse's last three rated runs on that code. A, B or C on a run is how much known form was in that race. What this means →
Jumps 5 figures · best 117A · median 104
Going
Runs
Best
Median
Since 25 Oct 2025
Soft
4
117A
107.5
—
Good
1
—
—
1 run · —
Distance
Runs
Best
Median
Since 25 Oct 2025
1m5f – 2m
2
117A
110.5
—
2m1f – 2m4f
2
111C
100.5
—
2m5f – 3m
1
—
—
1 run · —
KTB Rating v1 · batch 3 Oct 2026 · GB & Irish racing only · 5 figures from 5 runs · as at 4 Oct 2026 · a record, not a forecast
Both figures are KTB's own, computed from the archive; no vendor rating enters either. Every run's figure is on its form line below with its grade. Grades measure how much the archive could see, never the merit of the run.
Splits include every sample, however small — muted rows are under 3 runs. A one-from-one record is a fact, not a trend: read the Runs column before the strike rate.
RF Miller & Co Novices' Hurdle (GBB Race)Class 4 · 22f · Good · 5 ranSettled just off the pace early - moved into third approaching 3 out then up to second - pressed for the lead after 2 out - unable to threaten the winner from the last
Overlander Flat Race19f · Yielding · 22 ranUp with the front group early - driven and dropped back from 3f out into 11th with little response inside final 2f - finished at an unchanged effort in 9th
Mongey Communications Maiden Hurdle (Div 2)16f · Soft · 18 ranHandy early - drifted left three out - dropped to 5th entering straight - unable to threaten leaders after two out - stayed on same speed to finish 4th
Paddy Power The Flat One Flat Race20f · Yielding · 9 ranSettled in the pack early - up to 4th by halfway - improved into 2nd with 3f left - dropped away 2f out - faded and finished 7th
God Help Me (FR) has yet to win, from 5 archived starts between 2024 and 2026. Placed 1 time in total (20% of starts).
Who trains God Help Me?
God Help Me (FR) is trained by Noel C Kelly, who saddled the horse on its most recent run on 26 June 2026.
Who is God Help Me's sire?
God Help Me (FR) is by Joshua Tree (IRE) out of Nicolsud (FR), whose sire is Lord Du Sud.
What is God Help Me's sire's record?
Joshua Tree (IRE)'s progeny in our archive have won 12% of 836 runs since Jan 2008 (115 horses), Flat and jumps together. Strongest on good going: 21.9% from 160. Strongest over 2m5f – 3m (all codes): 17.7% from 124.
Who are God Help Me's siblings?
Out of Nicolsud (FR), God Help Me (FR) has 2 other produce in our archive, 1 of them a winner. Most wins: Ironwithers (FR) (3). The wins came over 1m1f–1m1½f. As at Oct 2026.
God Help Me (FR)·0–5·SR 0%
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