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Horse profile

Only Joking (GB)

3yo filly (at last run, Oct 2015) · Last trainer Hugo Palmer · Last owner Anglia Bloodstock Syndicate V
by Aussie Rules (USA) out of Cliche (IRE) (Diktat)
10 runs · 9 courses · from May 2014
As at 21 Oct 2026 · KTB archive: GB, Ireland & France · 2005–present, updated daily
No run recorded since 12 Oct 2015 — 4,027 days ago. Our archive can't say whether the horse is still in training.
Last run Oct 2015 · 7th of 13 2 wins · Lingfield (AW) & Thirsk Last raced off OR 76
KTB Profile

Only Joking (GB) is 2 from 10, both wins coming at Class 5 level. Hasn't won since May 2015.

Based on 10 archived runs · updated 21 Oct 2026
KTB at a glance All wins at Class 5
Official rating76↓ 4lb off peak
76 74–80

KTB Speed and Rating

KTB Speed

No KTB Speed figures for this horse. The engine scores GB and Irish racing from Oct 2016; runs elsewhere, or earlier, have no figure.

KTB Speed v1 · batch 15 Sep 2026 · GB & Irish racing only · 0 figures from 0 runs · a record, not a forecast

KTB Rating

Best recent KTB Rating 82A the best of the last 3 rated runs · Chelmsford City (AW), 10 Sep 2015 Official rating 76 at the last run, 12 Oct 2015

What the horse achieved in each race, in pounds on the official-rating scale, from the weight carried, the lengths beaten and the race's own level solved across the archive — never the market, never the official rating as a starting point. The headline is the best of the horse's last three rated runs on that code. A, B or C on a run is how much known form was in that race. What this means →

Flat 10 figures · best 90A · median 77.5
GoingRunsBestMedianSince 21 Oct 2025
Standard (AW)489A82.5—
Soft390A68—
Good260A55.5—
Good to Soft1———
DistanceRunsBestMedianSince 21 Oct 2025
1m – 1m1f589A82—
6f – 7f490A75—
Under 6f1———

KTB Rating v1 · batch 3 Oct 2026 · GB & Irish racing only · 10 figures from 10 runs · as at 4 Oct 2026 · a record, not a forecast

Both figures are KTB's own, computed from the archive; no vendor rating enters either. Every run's figure is on its form line below with its grade. Grades measure how much the archive could see, never the merit of the run.

Run style is derived from in-running commentary, which our data provider does not supply for this horse's races.

Pedigree intelligence

Sire

Progeny in our archive have won 9.8% of 4,515 runs since Jan 2008 (297 horses).

Weakest on heavy going: 5.6% from 177.

GoingRunsWinsSRvs sireThis horse
Firm36616.7%+6.9—
Good to Firm6587311.1%+1.3—
Good1,00110510.5%+0.70 from 2
Good to Soft496418.3%−1.50 from 1
Soft619528.4%−1.41 from 3
Heavy177105.6%−4.2—
Standard (AW)1,52815510.1%+0.31 from 4
Distance (all codes)RunsWinsSRvs sireThis horse
Under 6f145128.3%−1.50 from 1
6f – 7f1,092958.7%−1.11 from 4
1m – 1m1f1,2571249.9%+0.11 from 5
1m2f – 1m4f1,16412410.7%+0.9—
1m5f – 2m6126610.8%+1—
2m1f – 2m4f1791810.1%+0.3—
2m5f – 3m5635.4%−4.4—
Over 3m1000%−9.8—

Flat and jumps together (all codes) · since Jan 2008 · as at 21 Oct 2026 · rows under 30 runs muted · win % is the measure, a record not a forecast

Dam
Cliche (IRE) (Diktat)

4 siblings in the archive, 2 winners — best of them Bretherton (GB) (2 wins).

The wins came over 6f–1m3f; the highest grade won is Class 3 (Bretherton (GB)).

ProduceRunsWinsWin tripsBest grade
Bretherton (GB)1226f–7fClass 3
Fair Comment (GB)5621m2f–1m3fClass 5
Rafaella (GB)100——
Bush Babe (GB)50——

Record by conditions

GoingRunsWinsSR£1
Standard (AW) 4 1 25% +4.00
Soft 3 1 33% +1.00
Good 2 0 0% −2.00
Good to Soft 1 0 0% −1.00

ClassRunsWinsSR£1
Class 5 4 2 50% +8.00
Class 4 3 0 0% −3.00
Class 2 2 0 0% −2.00
Class 3 1 0 0% −1.00

CourseRunsWinsSR£1
Lingfield (AW) 2 1 50% +6.00
Windsor 1 0 0% −1.00
Chelmsford City (AW) 1 0 0% −1.00
Goodwood 1 0 0% −1.00
Newmarket 1 0 0% −1.00
Doncaster 1 0 0% −1.00
Thirsk 1 1 100% +3.00
Kempton (AW) 1 0 0% −1.00
Warwick 1 0 0% −1.00

DistanceRunsWinsSR£1
1m – 1m1f 5 1 20% +3.00
6f – 7f 4 1 25% +0.00
Under 6f 1 0 0% −1.00

JockeyRunsWinsSR£1
Harry Bentley 4 1 25% +4.00
Martin Dwyer 2 0 0% −2.00
Martin Harley 1 0 0% −1.00
James Doyle 1 0 0% −1.00
William Buick 1 0 0% −1.00
Robert Winston 1 1 100% +3.00

HeadgearRunsWinsSR£1
None 9 2 22% +3.00
Cheekpieces 1 0 0% −1.00

SeasonRunsWinsSR£1
2015 5 1 20% +3.00
2014 5 1 20% −1.00

Splits include every sample, however small — muted rows are under 3 runs. A one-from-one record is a fact, not a trend: read the Runs column before the strike rate.

Form

DateCourseRace PosBtn Wgt ORKTB Jockey SP
12 Oct 15+32d Windsor Unibet Download The App Fillies' Handicap Class 4 · 8f · Good To Soft · 13 ran 7/13 nk 9-1 7673A Martin Harley 8/1
10 Sep 15+43d Chelmsford City (AW) Win A Football Fortune With Scoop6soccer Fillies' Handicap Class 4 · 8f · Standard · 7 ran 3/7 2 8-11 8082A Harry Bentley 7/1
29 Jul 15+27d Goodwood EBF Stallions Veuve Clicquot Fillies' Stakes (Handicap) Class 3 · 9f · Good · 14 ran 12/14 6 8-7 8051C Harry Bentley 8/1
02 Jul 15+35d Lingfield (AW) Hickstead Show Ground Handicap Class 4 · 8f · Standard · 8 ran 3/8 shd 9-5 7889A Harry Bentley 5/1
28 May 15+223d Lingfield (AW) Hickstead Show Ground Handicap Class 5 · 8f · Standard · 10 ran 1/10 9-6 7483A Harry Bentley 7/1
17 Oct 14+37d Newmarket Dubai European Breeders' Fund Fillies' Nursery Class 2 · 7f · Soft · 15 ran 9/15 1½ 8-10 7668A James Doyle 8/1
10 Sep 14+30d Doncaster 1stsecuritysolutions.co.uk Nursery Class 2 · 7f · Good · 7 ran 7/7 1 8-7 7860A William Buick 5/2
11 Aug 14+82d Thirsk Racing Uk Anywhere Available Now Maiden Auction Stakes Class 5 · 7f · Soft · 9 ran 1/9 8-9 —90A Robert Winston 3/1F
21 May 14+11d Kempton (AW) British Stallion Studs EBF Maiden Fillies' Stakes Class 5 · 6f · Standard · 9 ran 5/9 1¼ 9-0 —82A Martin Dwyer 7/1
10 May 14 Warwick Dine In The 1707 Restaurant Maiden Auction Stakes Class 5 · 5.5f · Soft · 8 ran 3/8 6 8-10 —66A Martin Dwyer 7/1

Quick answers

How many races has Only Joking (GB) won?
Only Joking (GB) won 2 of 10 archived starts between 2014 and 2015, a strike rate of 20%. Placed 4 times in total (40% of starts).
Who trained Only Joking (GB)?
Only Joking (GB) was trained by Hugo Palmer on the most recent run on record, at Windsor on 12 October 2015.
Who is Only Joking (GB)'s sire?
Only Joking (GB) is by Aussie Rules (USA) out of Cliche (IRE), whose sire is Diktat.
What going does Only Joking (GB) prefer?
Only Joking (GB) has the best record on soft going: 1 win from 3 starts (33.3%). Only going bands with at least three archived starts are read, so this is a direction rather than a settled preference.
What is Only Joking (GB)'s official rating?
The most recent official rating on record is 76, from the run on 12 October 2015. The highest on record is 80.
What is Only Joking (GB)'s sire's record?
Aussie Rules (USA)'s progeny in our archive have won 9.8% of 4,515 runs since Jan 2008 (297 horses), Flat and jumps together. Weakest on heavy going: 5.6% from 177.
Who are Only Joking (GB)'s siblings?
Out of Cliche (IRE), Only Joking (GB) has 4 other produce in our archive, 2 of them winners. Most wins: Bretherton (GB) (2). Highest grade won: Class 3 (Bretherton (GB)). The wins came over 6f–1m3f. As at Oct 2026.

Record shown from May 2014. Our archive holds racing in Great Britain, Ireland and France from January 2005. Runs in other countries are not in it, and earlier runs are not available from our data provider. In-running comments are available from 2024 onward.