Ifonlytheycudtalk (IRE)
Ifonlytheycudtalk is 1 from 30, the win coming at Class 6 level in the Biffa Area 1 Handicap at Beverley in Sep 2024 over under 6f on good ground off an official rating of 46. He has not won since. Typically held up, he finished 9 of 9 at Newcastle in Oct 2025 off an official rating of 45. The gelding, by Soldier's Call out of a daughter of Encosta De Lago, is 1 from 8 at Beverley.
- 1–30Wins / Runs
- 3.3%Strike rate
- 7 (23.3%)Placed
- −13.00£1 level staken=30 at SP
- 0.52Fair A/E n=30 · 0.44 incl. margin
- 50Highest OR
- 30dAvg between runs
A/E compares actual wins with what starting prices implied. "Fair" strips the bookmaker margin from the expectation, so favourites and longshots are judged on the same footing — figures near 1.00 mean the market priced this horse about right.
KTB Speed and Rating
Best recent Speed 75
How fast the horse ran, as points against the day-corrected standard time for its course and distance: 100 is the median GB Class 4 handicap winner on that code; one point is 0.1% of the standard time. A, B or C is how much the day's card could tell us, not how good the run was. What this means →
| Going | Runs | Best | Median | Since 25 Oct 2025 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Good to Firm | 13 | 102A | 74 | — |
| Good | 9 | 119C | 67 | — |
| Standard (AW) | 4 | 96A | 78 | — |
| Soft | 2 | 92B | 78 | — |
| Good to Soft | 2 | 95A | 72 | — |
| Distance | Runs | Best | Median | Since 25 Oct 2025 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Under 6f | 17 | 96A | 70 | — |
| 6f – 7f | 13 | 119C | 75 | — |
KTB Speed v1 · batch 15 Sep 2026 · GB & Irish racing only · 30 figures from 30 runs · as at 3 Oct 2026 · a record, not a forecast
Both figures are KTB's own, computed from the archive; no vendor rating enters either. Every run's figure is on its form line below with its grade. Grades measure how much the archive could see, never the merit of the run.
Run style from 18 analysed runs since Aug 2024
- Prominent 7 (39%) · 1 win
- Mid-division 5 (28%) · 0 wins
- Held up 4 (22%) · 0 wins
- Led 2 (11%) · 0 wins
Pedigree intelligence
Progeny in our archive have won 9.1% of 2,110 runs since Jan 2008 (217 horses).
Strongest on good to soft going: 13.1% from 198. Weakest over 1m – 1m1f (all codes): 4.1% from 245.
| Going | Runs | Wins | SR | vs sire | This horse |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Firm | 12 | 0 | 0% | −9.1 | — |
| Good to Firm | 335 | 32 | 9.6% | +0.5 | 0 from 13 |
| Good | 581 | 49 | 8.4% | −0.7 | 1 from 9 |
| Good to Soft | 198 | 26 | 13.1% | +4 | 0 from 2 |
| Soft | 265 | 22 | 8.3% | −0.8 | 0 from 2 |
| Heavy | 80 | 7 | 8.8% | −0.3 | — |
| Standard (AW) | 639 | 56 | 8.8% | −0.3 | 0 from 4 |
| Distance (all codes) | Runs | Wins | SR | vs sire | This horse |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Under 6f | 708 | 81 | 11.4% | +2.3 | 1 from 17 |
| 6f – 7f | 1,019 | 90 | 8.8% | −0.3 | 0 from 13 |
| 1m – 1m1f | 245 | 10 | 4.1% | −5 | — |
| 1m2f – 1m4f | 76 | 7 | 9.2% | +0.1 | — |
| 1m5f – 2m | 41 | 4 | 9.8% | +0.7 | — |
| 2m1f – 2m4f | 19 | 0 | 0% | −9.1 | — |
| 2m5f – 3m | 2 | 0 | 0% | −9.1 | — |
Flat and jumps together (all codes) · since Jan 2008 · as at 24 Oct 2026 · rows under 30 runs muted · win % is the measure, a record not a forecast
6 siblings in the archive, 3 winners — best of them Maestro Mac (IRE) (4 wins).
The wins came over 5f–1m2f; the highest grade won is Class 3 (That's Just Dandy (IRE)).
| Produce | Runs | Wins | Win trips | Best grade |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Maestro Mac (IRE) | 19 | 4 | 1m½f–1m2f | Class 5 |
| That's Just Dandy (IRE) | 12 | 2 | 7f–1m | Class 3 |
| City Guest (IRE) | 12 | 2 | 5f–7f | Class 5 |
| Brown Eyes Blue (IRE) | 15 | 0 | — | — |
| Louisiana Beat (IRE) | 9 | 0 | — | — |
| Ballybeg Boy (IRE) | 10 | 0 | — | — |
Record by conditions
| Going | Runs | Wins | SR | £1 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Good to Firm | 13 | 0 | 0% | −13.00 |
| Good | 9 | 1 | 11% | +8.00 |
| Standard (AW) | 4 | 0 | 0% | −4.00 |
| Soft | 2 | 0 | 0% | −2.00 |
| Good to Soft | 2 | 0 | 0% | −2.00 |
| Class | Runs | Wins | SR | £1 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Class 6 | 27 | 1 | 4% | −10.00 |
| Class 5 | 2 | 0 | 0% | −2.00 |
| Class 4 | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Course | Runs | Wins | SR | £1 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Beverley | 8 | 1 | 13% | +9.00 |
| Thirsk | 4 | 0 | 0% | −4.00 |
| Catterick | 4 | 0 | 0% | −4.00 |
| Southwell (AW) | 3 | 0 | 0% | −3.00 |
| Pontefract | 3 | 0 | 0% | −3.00 |
| Ripon | 2 | 0 | 0% | −2.00 |
| Redcar | 2 | 0 | 0% | −2.00 |
| Doncaster | 2 | 0 | 0% | −2.00 |
| Newcastle (AW) | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Leicester | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Distance | Runs | Wins | SR | £1 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Under 6f | 17 | 1 | 6% | +0.00 |
| 6f – 7f | 13 | 0 | 0% | −13.00 |
| Jockey | Runs | Wins | SR | £1 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sean Kirrane | 9 | 0 | 0% | −9.00 |
| Duran Fentiman | 8 | 1 | 13% | +9.00 |
| Amie Waugh | 3 | 0 | 0% | −3.00 |
| David Allan | 3 | 0 | 0% | −3.00 |
| Tom Kiely-Marshall | 2 | 0 | 0% | −2.00 |
| Joe Fanning | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Paddy Mathers | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Ethan Tindall | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| James Sullivan | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Ben Robinson | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Headgear | Runs | Wins | SR | £1 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cheekpieces | 18 | 1 | 6% | −1.00 |
| None | 7 | 0 | 0% | −7.00 |
| Blinkers | 4 | 0 | 0% | −4.00 |
| Visor | 1 | 0 | 0% | −1.00 |
| Season | Runs | Wins | SR | £1 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 | 12 | 0 | 0% | −12.00 |
| 2024 | 12 | 1 | 8% | +5.00 |
| 2023 | 6 | 0 | 0% | −6.00 |
Splits include every sample, however small — muted rows are under 3 runs. A one-from-one record is a fact, not a trend: read the Runs column before the strike rate.
Form
| Date | Course | Race | Pos | Btn | Wgt | OR | Spd | KTB | Jockey | SP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2025 · 12 runs | ||||||||||
| 14 Oct 25+17d | Newcastle (AW) | Northumbria Leisure For Juke Boxes Handicap Settled towards the back - pushed along with 2f left - no impression and dropping away final furlong - finished ninth | 9/9 | nse | 9-0 | 45 | 73A | 45A | Duran Fentiman | 6/1 |
| 27 Sep 25+23d | Ripon | Michael Raby Memorial Handicap Raced on the near flank in the pack - pressed for effort with 2f left - soon lost touch to finish 12th | 12/12 | 2¾ | 8-6 | 45 | 73A | 22A | Amie Waugh | 33/1 |
| 04 Sep 25+33d | Southwell (AW) | Free Race Replays On attheraces.com Handicap Up with the front runner - pressure applied from 2f out and head raised - kept on into third without the speed to threaten | 3/11 | 1 | 9-3 | 45 | 75A | 75A | David Allan | 5/1F |
| 02 Aug 25+12d | Thirsk | JW 4x4 Northallerton Handicap (Div 2) Drifted right at the off - pushed along early to sit mid-pack - stayed on same gear late to finish 7th | 7/10 | 8 | 8-9 | 45 | 86A | 38A | Duran Fentiman | 40/1 |
| 21 Jul 25+6d | Beverley | Mickski And Jimbob 60th Birthday Handicap Held up at the rear throughout - never troubled leaders - finished seventh beaten 4½ lengths | 7/9 | 1 | 8-2 | 45 | 92B | 47A | Tom Kiely-Marshall | 20/1 |
| 15 Jul 25+13d | Beverley | Malcolm Greenslade Doncaster LVA Stalwart Memorial Handicap Held up in the pack towards the rail - head raised awkwardly when bumped inside the final furlong - unable to respond and well held at the finish | 11/11 | 1½ | 9-0 | 45 | 74B | 36A | Sean Kirrane | 7/1 |
| 02 Jul 25+29d | Thirsk | Power Plastics Ltd Handicap Handy early on the wide part of track - moved through to challenge over 2f out - pushed along but unable to close over 1f out - finished 7th beaten 4.5 lengths | 7/18 | 2 | 9-0 | 45 | 119C | 64A | Sean Kirrane | 25/1 |
| 03 Jun 25+6d | Leicester | IMA Architects Classified Stakes Struggled for pace towards the back on the near flank early - shifted to the opposite flank after a furlong - unable to challenge thereafter - finished eighth beaten 4-and-a-half lengths | 8/11 | 2¼ | 9-9 | 45 | 67A | 58A | Duran Fentiman | 14/1 |
| 28 May 25+16d | Beverley | Racing Again On Tuesday 17 June Apprentice Handicap Sat behind front group early - pushed along and head raised approaching final furlong - held on without gaining finished sixth | 6/12 | ½ | 8-6 | 46 | 67A | 59A | Tom Kiely-Marshall | 13/2 |
| 12 May 25+19d | Catterick | Download The Raceday Ready App Handicap Sluggish getaway - settled towards the back of the pack wide - pressed for effort with 3f left before fading late to finish 13th | 13/15 | 1¾ | 9-2 | 47 | 70C | 48A | Duran Fentiman | 18/1 |
| 23 Apr 25+15d | Catterick | racingtv.com Apprentice Handicap Held up in the pack - pushed along a furlong out - stayed on inside the final furlong without threatening the front - finished sixth beaten 3¼ lengths | 6/13 | ½ | 8-11 | 48 | 79C | 60A | Amie Waugh | 10/1 |
| 08 Apr 25+182d | Pontefract | Celebrating The Life Of Cheryl Hibbert Handicap Up with the pace early - nudged along over 1f out after being bumped 3f out - found nothing in the closing stages - sixth | 6/10 | ¾ | 8-7 | 49 | 77A | 57A | Joe Fanning | 6/1 |
| 2024 · 12 runs | ||||||||||
| 08 Oct 24+14d | Southwell (AW) | Golf And Gallop Package Handicap Held up in the pack early - lost touch inside final 2f and faded near the line | 5/12 | ¾ | 9-5 | 50 | 96A | 57A | Sean Kirrane | 8/1 |
| 24 Sep 24+7d | Beverley | Biffa Area 1 Handicap Tracked front pack from inner rail - urged into command inside final two furlongs - held head up under pressure to score narrowly | 1/12 | 8-9 | 46 | 73A | 80A | Duran Fentiman | 16/1 | |
| 17 Sep 24+18d | Redcar | Racing TV Club Day Handicap (Div 2) Shared the lead for a moment - up with the pace after a furlong - pushed along with 2f left - lost touch late and faded through the final stretch to finish sixth | 6/10 | 2½ | 8-6 | 46 | 87A | 49A | Duran Fentiman | 17/2 |
| 30 Aug 24+6d | Thirsk | Anderson Barrowcliff Chartered Accountants Classified Stakes (Div 1) Handy in the early stages - pressed for effort inside the final furlong - held on well for second | 2/9 | 2 | 9-6 | 46 | 90A | 63A | Sean Kirrane | 10/3F |
| 24 Aug 24+6d | Redcar | Join RacingTV For 12.00 This Weekend Handicap (Div 1) Just in front early - pushed along before the furlong pole then faltered when overtaken 110 yards out - dropped to third in the final stretch | 3/12 | 1¾ | 8-11 | 46 | 102A | 70A | Sean Kirrane | 10/1 |
| 18 Aug 24+21d | Southwell (AW) | Coopers Marquees Handicap (Div 1) Sat close to the front group early - pushed along with 2f left - couldn't quicken and held no threat inside the final furlong - finished sixth | 6/11 | ¾ | 8-11 | 46 | 81A | 52A | Sean Kirrane | 5/1 |
| 28 Jul 24+12d | Pontefract | Roy Winstanley Memorial - Raising Encephalitis Awareness Handicap | 2/9 | 3 | 8-12 | 46 | 81A | 60A | Sean Kirrane | 20/1 |
| 16 Jul 24+10d | Beverley | Malcolm Greenslade Doncaster LVA Stalwart Memorial Handicap | 11/14 | nk | 8-10 | 46 | 64C | 48A | David Allan | 9/1 |
| 06 Jul 24+11d | Beverley | George Kilburn Memorial Handicap | 2/12 | 2 | 8-4 | 45 | 49B | 67A | Paddy Mathers | 33/1 |
| 25 Jun 24+9d | Beverley | Go Racing In Yorkshire Future Stars Apprentice Handicap | 7/9 | 1½ | 8-4 | 45 | 62A | 34A | Ethan Tindall | 12/1 |
| 16 Jun 24+8d | Doncaster | Get The Inside Track With raceday-ready.com Handicap | 3/12 | ¾ | 8-11 | 45 | 95A | 62A | Sean Kirrane | 16/1 |
| 08 Jun 24+292d | Catterick | W G Spink Memorial Handicap | 8/14 | shd | 7-13 | 45 | 55C | 42A | Amie Waugh | 80/1 |
| 2023 · 6 runs | ||||||||||
| 21 Aug 23+4d | Catterick | Like Racing TV On Facebook Nursery | 7/11 | nk | 8-3 | 45 | 49B | 38A | James Sullivan | 80/1 |
| 17 Aug 23+37d | Beverley | Beverley Racecourse Sculpture Trail Nursery | 13/13 | 7 | 8-8 | 45 | 18C | 9C | Duran Fentiman | 80/1 |
| 11 Jul 23+19d | Pontefract | New Atlas 'Status 5' Holiday Home Nursery | 9/9 | 8 | 8-3 | 45 | 44C | 8C | Duran Fentiman | 28/1 |
| 22 Jun 23+17d | Ripon | EBF Jenny Roberts Millinery Restricted Novice Stakes (GBB Race) | 12/13 | 6 | 9-4 | — | 45C | 47C | David Allan | 33/1 |
| 05 Jun 23+16d | Thirsk | McDonald's Thirsk Now Open EBF Restricted Maiden Stakes (GBB Race) | 9/14 | ½ | 9-4 | — | 57C | 45A | Sean Kirrane | 80/1 |
| 20 May 23 | Doncaster | WS Tankers Don't Do Flats Restricted Novice Stakes (GBB Race) | 12/14 | nk | 9-4 | — | 54C | 39A | Ben Robinson | 50/1 |
Quick answers
- How many races has Ifonlytheycudtalk won?
- Ifonlytheycudtalk (IRE) won 1 of 30 archived starts between 2023 and 2025, a strike rate of 3.3%. Placed 7 times in total (23.3% of starts).
- Who trained Ifonlytheycudtalk?
- Ifonlytheycudtalk (IRE) was trained by Tim Easterby on the most recent run on record, at Newcastle (AW) on 14 October 2025.
- Who is Ifonlytheycudtalk's sire?
- Ifonlytheycudtalk (IRE) is by Soldier's Call (GB) out of Union City Blues (IRE), whose sire is Encosta De Lago.
- What going does Ifonlytheycudtalk prefer?
- Ifonlytheycudtalk (IRE) has the best record on good going: 1 win from 9 starts (11.1%). Only going bands with at least three archived starts are read, so this is a direction rather than a settled preference.
- What is Ifonlytheycudtalk's official rating?
- The most recent official rating on record is 45, from the run on 14 October 2025. The highest on record is 50.
- What is Ifonlytheycudtalk's sire's record?
- Soldier's Call (GB)'s progeny in our archive have won 9.1% of 2,110 runs since Jan 2008 (217 horses), Flat and jumps together. Strongest on good to soft going: 13.1% from 198. Weakest over 1m – 1m1f (all codes): 4.1% from 245.
- Who are Ifonlytheycudtalk's siblings?
- Out of Union City Blues (IRE), Ifonlytheycudtalk (IRE) has 6 other produce in our archive, 3 of them winners. Most wins: Maestro Mac (IRE) (4). Highest grade won: Class 3 (That's Just Dandy (IRE)). The wins came over 5f–1m2f. As at Oct 2026.